Let’s get straight to the point: women test men.
They do it from the moment they meet you, and they’ll keep doing it until the relationship ends—or one of you dies. Yep, I said it.
But here’s the thing—if you don’t know how to recognize and pass these tests, your chances of success with women are as slim as jollof rice without spice.
So, let’s dive in.
What Are “Shit Tests”?
First, let’s define what we’re dealing with here.
A “shit test” is a subtle way women evaluate men. It’s not because they’re wicked or want to frustrate you—it’s just how they figure out if you’re worth their time.
Think of it like an entrance exam for their attention.
Now, why do women test men? Simple. Words are cheap, and actions are reliable. If they ask you, “Are you confident?”or “Can you handle life’s challenges?” you can easily lie. But when they test you, your response shows the truth.
Examples of Common Shit Tests
Let’s make this relatable. Here’s how you’ve probably been tested without even realizing it:
- She Makes Fun of You:
“Hmm, is that what you call fashion?”
Your response shows if you can handle criticism or crumble like a wet biscuit. - She Tries to Get You to Spend on Her:
“Buy me a drink.”
If you jump at her command, you’re done. - She Cancels Plans Last Minute:
This one is tricky. If you act desperate to reschedule, you’ve failed. - She Challenges You Publicly:
“You think you’re smart, abi?”
If you get defensive or start explaining yourself, you’ve already lost the game.
Why Do Women Test Men?
Let’s break it down.
Women are approached all the time, especially if they’re attractive. They need a way to filter through the crowd and figure out who’s genuinely confident and who’s just pretending.
Testing helps them weed out the weak and insecure. If you fail, they lose interest. It’s that simple.
And here’s the kicker—these tests don’t stop. Even in relationships, women test you to ensure you’re still the same confident man they were attracted to.
How to Pass Shit Tests
So, how do you navigate this minefield without stepping on a bomb?
1. Recognize the Test
The first step is knowing when it’s happening. Women don’t announce their tests—they just do them. But your gut will often tell you something’s up.
If her comment or action makes you feel uneasy, it’s likely a test.
2. Stay Calm and Confident
The worst thing you can do is react emotionally or defensively. Remember, a test is not an attack—it’s an opportunity to show your composure.
Example:
If she says, “I don’t like your haircut,” smile and say, “Good thing I didn’t get it for you then.”
3. Be Playfully Unpredictable
Women love men who can handle their tests with humor and charm.
Example:
If she says, “Buy me a drink,” respond with, “Sure, if you promise to share your bank details after.”
It’s playful, unexpected, and shows you’re not easily controlled.
4. Don’t Seek Approval
Approval-seeking is the fastest way to fail a test. Women want a man who knows his worth. If you’re constantly looking for validation, you’ll come across as weak.
Example:
If she challenges your opinion, don’t backtrack or over-explain. Instead, stand by your point and tease her about hers.
Mistakes Most Guys Make
Let’s quickly touch on the don’ts:
- Don’t Overreact: Getting defensive or angry shows you lack confidence.
- Don’t Apologize Unnecessarily: Save your apologies for when they’re truly needed.
- Don’t Ignore the Test: Pretending it didn’t happen can make you seem clueless.
Why Passing Tests Matters
Here’s the thing: when you pass a woman’s tests, you trigger attraction.
Women are drawn to men who can handle pressure and remain composed. When you pass a test, you show her that you’re not just another guy who crumbles under scrutiny.
Fail the test, and she’ll lose interest faster than you can say, “Let me explain.”
Final Thoughts: Be the Guy Who “Gets It”
Passing a woman’s tests isn’t about being manipulative—it’s about showing that you’re the kind of man who can handle life, challenges, and yes, even her.
And once you master this, everything changes. You’ll notice that women respond to you differently—they’ll respect you, feel more attracted to you, and want to be around you.
So, the next time a woman throws a test your way, pause, smile, and handle it like a boss.
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